Prologue : Just Bob talkin' personal --
Brooklyn enjoys a good penis joke just like the rest of the free world --
I just wanna entertain people --
Relationships are challenging --
My roots of comedy : inheriting more of my dad's sense of humor --
Girlfriends : age is not just a number --
From love, to the day after pill, to babies --
Bad gigs only I could remember --
The great Don Rickles & a joke he wouldn't have approved of --
Ludes in Cleveland, working blue, and self-deprication --
Befriending Rodney Dangerfield --
Viagra and other things that have to do with the penis --
Prostate exams and the fun that goes with them --
From climate change to hemorrhoids --
Fifty shades of grey, Ed Asner, The view --
Why you should always find a joke from Russell Crowe hilarious --
The loss of my mom...and her return --
Favorite Disney heroines --
My new friend, Jake : on stage with Bob --
songs: The girl who wore the wings ; My date with Helen ; Why did she leave? ; We've got to be kind to each other --
Epilogue : Still explaining myself.